If you remember, valued readers, last week we discussed some ideas for summer fun WITH the kids, which goes a long way to explain the topic of this week’s post. As a father of two tween boys (yes, “tween” is a new, 21st century life stage), I’ll be the first to admit that my wife and I look for “adult only” things to do on a regular basis. And by “adult only” all I’m implying is fun things free from the “complications” of having our sons watching our every move. Now, what you do with your kids while you indulge yourselves is up to you…babysitter, pawn them off on family, drop them at a friend’s place, wrap them in duct tape (I jest, of course), is entirely up to you. So here you go, a random list of “adult” fun ideas for summer, in no particular order.
- Find an “adults only” night at a usual kid’s place in your area. Many establishments that cater almost exclusively to children have begun to offer “adults only” nights, complete with “adult beverages.” My wife and I have been to adult nights at our local zoo, pool, water park, and science center and a wonderful time was had by all.
- Eat outdoors at an unusual location. By “unusual location” (I seem to be using “quotes” a lot in this post…not sure why) I mean like the roof of a building, your backyard rather than your back porch, a dewy meadow by a babbling brook, a shaded forest glen, an out-of-the-way pavilion at a local county or state park, the beach. You know the deal, get creative. And to make this even easier, allow MagicKitchen.com to help you out by having us prepare and ship your meal to you…such as our hickory-smoked sliced beef brisket that’s basted in Kansas City style BBQ sauce, or how about sandwiches made from our delicious corned beef, or some chicken cordon bleu that can be eaten like a sandwich. And don’t forget about our wide selection of side dishes. Oh, I almost forgot, August 31st is National Eat Outside Day, so you have plenty of time to prepare.
- Host a themed party. Yes, it could be a Game of Thrones, or Star Wars, or Walking Dead, or superheroes themed party, but there are other ways to go. Such as having all your guests perform a little stand-up comedy routine, or a Jimmy Fallon inspired lip synch battle, or a good-natured Dean Martin inspired roast of a friend. I guess now that I think about it, this could be conducted during any season.
- Purchase, set up, and USE a hammock. And I use the term “use” (more quotes) loosely due to the fact that it will be “used” for reading, napping and general relaxing.
- Take out-of-town friends on a walking tour of your town. Especially if your town has a centralized downtown area. And you’re not required to take them to the local tourist traps. Take them to an outdoor market, or a great breakfast joint, or sites of historical significance (theclio.com can help you here).
- Take a hot air balloon ride. There’s got to be one offered within driving distance of your location and they are awesome…the views, the peaceful feeling of floating in space, the anticipation, not wanting to come down. It really is a great, all-around experience.
These last two are for the more daring and, shall we say, young-at-heart among my readers:
- Go skinny dipping. Just try not to get arrested, especially if you climb a fence to get into a public pool…not that I’ve ever done anything like that. You’re better off finding a secluded lake or section of a large lake, preferably one with a dock, and then take it from there. Just beware the full moon.
- Crash a wedding. Not in the manner from that horrible movie “Wedding Crashers” of course, but in a more subdued manner. Just ensure you know the names of the bride and groom and you SHOULD be fine. The number one rule of crashing a wedding is: if you’re talking to a friend of the bride, you’re a friend of the groom and vice versa. Also, don’t push your luck by staying too long. Get in, eat, drink and get out. You’ll be amazed how the feeling of possibly being found out can be scary and exhilarating at the same time.
OK kids…oops, I mean adults, before you look back in September and wonder where the summer went, get out there and do a few fun things without the encumbrance of children…just be careful out and if you do get caught in the water sans clothes or doing shooters at a stranger’s wedding reception, run like hell and laugh the whole way home! Have fun this summer!