It was the best of dinners, it was the worst of dinners, it was the age of entertaining, it was the age of cooking, it was the epoch of presentation, it was the epoch of preparation, it was the season of isolation, it was the season of socialization, it was the autumn of family, it was the autumn of folly.
A man, let’s call him Tim, realized that it was late October and thus, was time to begin the laborious process of planning to host his family for Thanksgiving dinner and he began to despair. He loathed the hours he was about to spend planning, shopping for, preparing and, most of all, cooking the family feast. For it was the cooking that relegated him to the loneliness of the kitchen while his family conversed, laughed, reminisced, and reveled in each other’s company. Yes, Tim despaired mightily.
Another man, let’s call him Roger, also noticed that the porch pumpkins had arrived in his neighborhood which meant the time of giving thanks was not too far behind. However, he did not despair, instead, he rejoiced. He rejoiced because it meant his far-flung family would soon converge upon his home and he would be immersed in the warmth that is his family, if only for a short time. Roger would spend little time planning, shopping for, preparing or, best of all, cooking his dinner of thanks. For you see, Roger, years ago, had discovered a way to host his large family for Thanksgiving while spending every precious moment in their company.
Tim, days after the trick or treaters rang his doorbell and accepting of his fate, began preparations for the fourth Thursday of November. He counted the confirmations, planned the menu, and then trudged to the local, oversized supermarket to play grocery cart bumper cars with soccer moms, octogenarians, and other work-from-home dads. He, as always, purchased the staples: a frozen bird, potatoes, rolls, corn, green beans, pumpkin and apples pies, and canned, gelatinous cranberry jelly.
Roger, days after moving all the time-keeping devices in his home back an hour, began his preparations for turkey day by turning on college football, grabbing his laptop and logging on to MagicKitchen.com. He then browsed their extensive Thanksgiving menu, located and purchased everything his family requested, from appetizers to apple pie. This simple process took him a total of 30 minutes, but 15 of those minutes was spent yelling at the TV as his alma mater was losing once again.
When the Pilgrim’s favorite holiday finally arrived, Tim just wanted to get it over with, rather than enjoy it. He got up at 6:00 AM, after imbibing a bit too much the night before, to baste and shove the bird in the oven and then began to prepare the sides, to include mashed potatoes and green bean casserole. By the time the guests arrived, he was exhausted, still slightly hung-over and began to resent the very kitchen he had so loved after it was remodeled. That resentment stemmed from the fact that he was trapped in that kitchen along with the new granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, and Italian tile floor, cooking for the family whose company he so enjoyed.
A few days prior to Thanksgiving, Roger’s entire meal from MagicKitchen.com arrived at his door, fully cooked and flash frozen. He then placed it in his freezer until just prior to feast time. Next, he simply heated it to the necessary temperature and then served it, buffet style, to his guests. Prior to that, he spent his day conversing with his siblings and parents, playing board games with his nieces and nephews and watching football with his dad and father-in-law, and a grand time was had by all.
The moral of the story: ‘tis better to spend time with family and friends on Thanksgiving then to spend time with kitchen appliances.